Today my sister asked me to drop off her husband’s lunch since... - FML

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By guess I’m fat - 26/03/2021 16:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today my sister asked me to drop off her husband’s lunch since his office is on the way back to my place. Later she called my hysterically crying saying that a coworker of his sent her a picture of her husband hugging “some fat bitch”. She sent me the picture. It was me. My face was turned. Fml

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