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By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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Teenagers…

By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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You deserved it 882

By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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Jedi mind trick

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 04:00

Today, my stepdad punched me in the face after I told him I hated him. He and my mom came in 10 minutes later to try to convince me that I'd made it up in my head that he'd punched me. My face was still red. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 140

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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You deserved it 3 860

Little shit

By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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You deserved it 3 051

igotds 16

Friday 12 February 2016 1:21

Get your sister to punch your dad in the face to see how it feels

Migole 36

Friday 12 February 2016 1:24

It's sad to see how sexism is still so strong in society :/ Of course you're only a real man if you never show emotion and piss in the corner to mark your territory *sarcasm off*

Comments

pedrorocks 7

Friday 12 February 2016 22:13

Does it also hurt when you insert a tampon?

13SucksToBeYou13 4

Friday 12 February 2016 22:48

If you don't wanna get punched in the face don't do things to upset her, you had to have done something.

DoomedGemini 37

Saturday 13 February 2016 13:59

Do you even have siblings? Scratch that, have you ever been around humans in generals?

Crestas 9

Friday 12 February 2016 23:51

Deck that ************.

Bibblejomin 18

Saturday 13 February 2016 13:57

Equal rights, and equal lefts. Start swinging, OP.

nikkolaus 15

Saturday 13 February 2016 20:45

Get him to take a hit from a female MMA fighter, then say the same thing to him... See how he feels then.

shinikageWolf 15

Monday 15 February 2016 15:30

"Yes father, my chromosomes mean nothing until I can prove I have a penis by doing this ridiculous things, many of which prove stupidity."

riperoonie 15

Tuesday 16 February 2016 10:17

I know the feeling. I get this all the time from my Dad too.

FitzFuckHead 3

Tuesday 16 February 2016 11:44

ha! it's so funny to see these ppl act like this is really comparable to a guy punching a guy in the effin face. sexism or not; there IS a BIG damn difference!

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 3 July 2017 0:31

I'm sorry, what? So according to your dad, a "real man" is just suppose to just sit there and let a woman lay her hands on him? I hate these double standards, and because of your idiot dad, she's most likely gonna do this again and is eventually gonna grow up to become abusive to her significant other, and let's hope she ends up in a prison cell if that happens, but knowing this society, I doubt that she'll see the inside of one.