By ouch - 16/09/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML
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SlyTail 5

Well, there's no turning back now.

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mackenzie2323 5

Just take the drugs when they offer them, the epidural may hurt at first but it's so worth it

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1happymummy 14

Aww she's no help! Ok it hurts a lot but it feels nothing like breaking bones. And you get through it :)

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marpay 11

She is full of crap, it doesn't hurt even close to that much. If I remember right the worst part was being tired and having to keep going.

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Iamnotfat 16

your profile pic is EPIC

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DasHaas 9

I've seen my girlfriend go through giving birth... it hurts like hell, but it's worth it in the end. She said that a few hours after the birth, so basically the bad feeling is about 24 hours and from then on it's awesome. Well.. for at least a few months, I can't predict how long it'll remain so :D

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brianjman14 22

You're gonna need a LOT of painkillers... O_o

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ikblij 6

Google "Orgasmic Birth" It seems like it can all go better if you relax more... It's worth a try, right?

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Senior29 8

bet it hurts less then getting a gud hit 2 the nuts ;)

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quinkadink 0

no that has no comp.

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DjeePee 24

Well, the pain of giving birth is different with every woman and even every pregnancy. I came out very quickly, my sister was a hell of a job - so says my mom. So OP, come back here when you have your baby to tell us how it went. Good luck!

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leadman1989 15

Hey, my split personality wants to leave a comment. - Hi I'm the dick >:) if guys were the ones giving birth there'd be a whole lot less BITCHING hahahahaha I'm gewd! -_- sorry about that one

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Cheesecakee 11

Pretty sure women handle pain better or we wouldn't be the ones giving birth...

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leadman1989 15

Yeah, I've heard that somewhere discovery channel maybe. :) and that song is now stuck in my head.

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Jjhmomma 0

Hmmmm and wheres it gnna come from. My bf watchd our son b born and he said hed never ever tell me im a wuss again.

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leadman1989 15

I kinda mean if they had the proper equipment too. Thought that went without saying.

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ItsApril 0

If they had the "proper equipment" they would not be a guy.

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smokeraisins 7

A woman's pain tolerance is on average about 7 times that of a man's. It varies, but since women are designed to give birth, would you not think we would be more capable of handling it than men...? Not a sexist comment, it's just how reproduction works.

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