By ouch - 16/09/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, my sister told me that she read that the pain of giving birth is equal to the pain of breaking 20 bones at once. I'm 19 weeks pregnant. FML
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SlyTail 5

Well, there's no turning back now.

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mackenzie2323 5

Just take the drugs when they offer them, the epidural may hurt at first but it's so worth it

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bubo_fml 10

I don't know what's worse, child birth or shittin out a meal from Taco bell...

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joliemorgan10 3

Agreed with #80. Kidney Stones! I'm only 19 and have had at least 10 attacks in two years. Apparently...kidney stones are worse than birth and this was told to me by doctors in the hospital

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Calyx_fml 21

Prepare. Stretch yout your pussy with a large ***** or have your hubby fist you. Seriously. It feels good and will prepare you. Becoming anxious about the pain will do the opposite.

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ItsApril 0

Unless she is to shove something into her cervix it will still hurt and not help much by stretching your ****** out. 0_o

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demonwolfmaster 26

hey my best to you is have some one on both sides to hold your hands my frined had a kid and she told me with the meds it doesn't hurt all that bad and my god son was born at 10 pounds and 11 inches just take the meds and it will be fine

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Msbrat823 4

Everyone has a different threshold for pain. I had 2 sets of twins & was told that "having a baby was like ******** a watermelon." That scared me to death! I had the 1st set with no drugs & all I kept thinking was, yeah that's a close description! On the 2nd set the epi didn't work, so once again, close description. But it's different for everyone. You'll hear every horror story about labor/delivery during your pregnancy there is, but don't listen to them! Your body is made for childbirth & it prepares itself for it. It's easier going into labor naturally than getting induced. If you're going to listen to anyone, let it be your doctor. And not all the fools who are misinformed or just want to scare you.

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HU4L188 0

I highley doubt that. Even without an epidural

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EnduringPlum 7

This is not always true. I didn't find child birth painful during the event- and I expressed that multiple times throughout my labor, at various stages, and even immediately afterward. There were certainly uncomfortable parts and when my daughter crowned I did feel some pain, but none of it was excruciating. I would compare child birth to running a marathon: it's hard, there is discomfort, but you can get through it and even enjoy some parts. The gall stones I developed nine months after my daughter's birth were painful! I'd rather go through hours of labor again than experience even a few minutes of pain due to gall stones.

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dwsgirl 8

Pain is relative. In general, the worst pains you can experience are as follows: 1. breaking your femur bone 2. kidney stones 3. childbirth It all (but especially childbirth) varies from person to person. For you, it may or may not be excruciating, but there is medicine for that. Plus, unlike a broken femur bone or kidney stone (they are unimaginably painful, take it from me), labor is generally shorter AND you get a beautiful baby! Congratulations! but not FYL.

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Buzzy123 7

Painkillers are a hell of a drug

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ItsApril 0

um...you can be 19 weeks pregnant.

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