Family, Dogs and Animals: Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me,...

By bigscarypuppy - 22/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML

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By Cats...FML - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML

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By chew toy - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I went to see my sister and took a couple of dog biscuits for her dog. I forgot about them until later when I realised I had a hole in my pocket, near my crotch. The dog pointed this out by chomping my balls to get to the biscuits. My attempts to remove him resulted in more vigorous chewing. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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By MikeIsMaster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - South Africa

Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML

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aback 4

Saturday 22 August 2009 12:22

At least she didn't tell it it was going to be a daddy.

SweetieLish 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 13:58

Is it just me, or is there quite a few of the "My parents like the dog/cat/animal more than me" FMLs on this site?

Comments

DevineLegacy 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 15:53

wow that sucks...lucky dog o.o

redheadfreak929 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 15:54

ummmmmmm... I think your mom was just trying to be funny.

homedoggieo 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 15:57

What a quality FML.

ohmygawdz 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 16:07

Food chains would involve family cannibalism.Try a better metaphor.

cha40_fml 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 16:21

yeah like hierarchy(sp?) maybe? I was confused about the food chain too

Time_spiral 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 16:26

Kill your dog?

Godrics_Hollow 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 16:37

That's not really an fml, but it is kinda funny. my brother and i joke how my parents love the dogs more than they love us, but we know thats not true. your mother loves you, it was just a joke.