so does mine -__- yesterday my dad told me to be more like my brother, he calls my dog my brother. he wants me to be more like a dog cuz apparently im not a good kid.

white people and their dogs

do you happen to look like your dog? maybe your mum thought the dog was you. maybe now you'll stop sitting on the floor in the living room licking your genitals. NOW STAY THE **** AWAY FROM MY WIFE

@36 and 68: You two are quite possibly some of the dumbest people I've seen, and trust me that's saying a lot. Its a metaphor you two, the food chain is a hierarchy. The OP is saying that the dog is more important than she is. Also, the OP said that 'food chain' was meant metaphorically, and you should have understood that even if she didn't if you have a grade school education. So please, be MORE ******* dumb, I beg you.

Why are all mothers obsessed with their dogs, and love them more than their own kid?

I Agree

Well, in a lot of cases the dog is the only person to run to the door and greet the mom/dad/whoever enters the house. So it's no surprise there. Maybe try acting like Tyson, then you'll get the same amount of attention.

WOW ASSHOLE JUST CUZ YOUR LIFE SUCKS DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE FEEL BAD

my cat ranks higher than me don't worry

if your mom was not joking then just renounce any resposibility you took on and just eat sleep and use the bathroom just like the dog