Miscellaneous: Today, my soccer team got our warm up t-shirts that say "You...

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my soccer team got our warm up t-shirts that say "You can hit on us, but you can't score." After the game, a guy behind my friend asks, "Hey what does the front of your shirt say?" I replied for her, "You can hit on us." He looked at me and my friend and said, "No thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By hawaiiansokkrboi - 19/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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By 987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

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By bennyp77 - 31/08/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I was at a tennis match and it was really hot. I took off my shirt to cool down. A member of the staff then tapped me on the shoulder and told me that my "bare breasts might offend someone." I'm a man. FML

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By Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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Puck my life

By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 19:54 - Canada - Burlington

Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 09:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 22:31 - United States

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By Steph - 19/08/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML

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Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:09

Well what did you expect?

fatfaceunited 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:31

your shirt is basically denying him, so why should he hit on you?

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mattmag 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:46

Why would anyone want to hit on you if they know they can't score?

floydchick 0

Monday 4 May 2009 5:10

This reminds of when really fat chicks and ugly chicks wear shirts that say something like "hottie" or "you wish". They're not fooling anyone. That really sucks though. He was probably just an asshole.

lolololcheese 0

Monday 4 May 2009 5:43

you don't deserve it, its not like you were telling him to hit on you thinking he would want to, you were only telling him what was on the shirt. there was no way out of it. ylif.

KASHMIR_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:20

i hate dumb bitches like u. u act like u dont want to be hit on, and then u get all sulky eyed when someone rejects u. hahahaha. YOU DESERVED IT

Sonofa_Snitch 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 4:11

and I hate dumb bitches like you who has their head to far shoved up your ass to realize what this fml is really saying!

ohgollygee 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:44

don't speak for your friend next time. YDI for expecting him to hit on you.

alphabetcity 0

Monday 4 May 2009 7:10

ahhaha I love that guy

vicxxx 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:23

YDI. That's a stupid t-shirt.

insane_chick 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:43

The shirt sounds kinda witty, although I wouldn't wear it as a warm up shirt... that's just asking for trouble. but the guy sounds like an asshole. If he could of read it plain as day, and then acted like he didn't know only to make himself feel above you... then **** his life for having the mentality of a pig. If he genuinely didn't know, then YDI because you should of realized what you were saying... He probably thought you gave him the okay to hit on you. It's so funny! :D

m1cc1 0

Monday 4 May 2009 9:34

Haha thats sad. Our cross country team has sweaters that say 'Our sport is what your sport does for punishment'. But your shirts sound cute.

xcrunner_725 4

Saturday 20 November 2010 3:24

haha our cross team has "fast girls have good times." :P

randomyup 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:35

It sucks he wasnt attracted to you, but seriously you are setting yoursefl up when you make shirts like that. guys are bound to be assholes and say rude things. next time.. choose a little more carefully what your shirts say.