Kids: Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve...

By MedStudent90 - 11/12/2014 18:10 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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By Dan - 09/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I got a call from my ex asking if I could fix her computer. I brought my 7 year old son with me. On the way I told him, how I hated her, but I can't be rude. Once we get there, I say to her "it's nice to see you." My son says "but I thought you said you want her to fall off a bridge?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2022 00:00 - France

Today, my spoiled step-daughter had extra chores to do for breaking the rules. She called my wife at work, complained about the chores, then my wife called me and said that she didn't want to deal with the drama. It ended with, "Make her do something else!" WTF! She chooses her own punishment! I hate this kid, seriously. FML

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By Mina - 08/05/2019 14:00

Today, my son came home from school with a catastrophic report card. When I asked him for explanations, he replied, "I'm hesitating between family environment and heredity." FML

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By Iknowhowtoraisethem - 26/12/2016 01:06 - United States - Woodridge

Today, my 25-year-old daughter, who normally doesn't drive, was out using the family car when she came back annoyed and emotional over the "stupid" cars heating being broken. She said no matter how high she turned it up it was still blowing cold air. I checked and it was set to A/C the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2016 23:50 - United States - Westerville

Today, the family computer kept overheating. My four-year-old son thought the solution was to pour a nice, cold cup of water on it. FML

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By Jay - 04/11/2017 04:00

Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 22:25 - United States - Statham

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

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By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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mla2000 15

Friday 12 December 2014 1:12

Well he's not lying...

PrincessCastiel 27

Friday 12 December 2014 1:12

Everyone always judges Edna before they get to know her. Poor Edna

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tamesenicole 27

Saturday 13 December 2014 22:22

Ok and why is he in trouble?

Autism_Mummy 16

Sunday 14 December 2014 14:32

Lol I love this haha

at0micmin3r 23

Monday 15 December 2014 10:21

So? What's wrong with that?

lholifield23 12

Tuesday 16 December 2014 3:35

He got in trouble for that?

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:25

That's funny.

fmlsams 27

Wednesday 26 August 2015 23:36

Your kid is awesome, and I would probably have given him partial credit for that answer.

thesituations 1

Friday 4 December 2015 3:59

Your son is wonderful. Please read, "How Children Fail" and "Teach Your Own" by John Holt

unholyswiss 19

Thursday 3 March 2016 3:00

Sounds like an answer I probably would've given to such ridiculous questions, too. Hell, sometimes I even got partial credit for those bullshit answers because I would point out the grammar and punctuation flaws in the questions themselves, and would give a brief explanation about it. Seriously, you don't appreciate what you have.