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Well you do know that **** is another word for chicken.
What next..try convincing yourself you don't use foul language around him???
well my first word was "****" and I turned out just fine..... I think
Wow hes smart he allready knows the roosters other name
C'mon son, what does the "clock" say?
This is definitely something to add to the baby book. :P
And here it is... the first embarassing story you can use to entertain his future girlfriends.
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I wonder where he learned that
#11: And the classics weren't? Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome. The Lion King: murder your brother and marry his wife. AKA: Hamlet. The Little Mermaid: mutilating your body and changing to get the man of your dreams. Aladdin: steal stuff. Sleeping Beauty: don't become a seamstress. Also, necrophilia fixes everything. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: because sleeping with seven men is sooo innocent. Alice in Wonderland: this is what being under the influence of drugs looks like, kids. And so on and so forth. Probably why I love the classic Disney films.