By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 16:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML
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Same thing different taste

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#11: And the classics weren't? Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome. The Lion King: murder your brother and marry his wife. AKA: Hamlet. The Little Mermaid: mutilating your body and changing to get the man of your dreams. Aladdin: steal stuff. Sleeping Beauty: don't become a seamstress. Also, necrophilia fixes everything. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: because sleeping with seven men is sooo innocent. Alice in Wonderland: this is what being under the influence of drugs looks like, kids. And so on and so forth. Probably why I love the classic Disney films.

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sammeb002 5

Maybe it was just a baby sound

Well you do know that **** is another word for chicken.

ayyy_bro 26

That's what you get for being a shit parent.

What next..try convincing yourself you don't use foul language around him???

well my first word was "****" and I turned out just fine..... I think

Wow hes smart he allready knows the roosters other name

This is definitely something to add to the baby book. :P

Whydoucare24 8

You must have been watching a rated R with him in the room or u need to watch your mouth around your son kids are like recorder the pick up everything

And here it is... the first embarassing story you can use to entertain his future girlfriends.