By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 16:24 - United States - Dallas

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML
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Welshite 39

#11: And the classics weren't? Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome. The Lion King: murder your brother and marry his wife. AKA: Hamlet. The Little Mermaid: mutilating your body and changing to get the man of your dreams. Aladdin: steal stuff. Sleeping Beauty: don't become a seamstress. Also, necrophilia fixes everything. Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: because sleeping with seven men is sooo innocent. Alice in Wonderland: this is what being under the influence of drugs looks like, kids. And so on and so forth. Probably why I love the classic Disney films.

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geekbait 5

That's hilarious. My nephew used to go on and on about how he loves '******* around'. He said **** instead of truck.

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Solano2580 24

...do you have any talking farm toys or shows involving a farm that they've been watching?

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cadillackid704 11

Hey, it was my first word. I didn't turn out to bad.

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kittykat1501 31

well, maybe he meant rooster. you never know.

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laxdude101 13

it'll be funny in 15 years. no worries

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shannon2348 14

if that's his first word then its because he's hearing it all the time. maybe you should clean up your mouth. ydi

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