By flustered - 06/05/2012 14:57 - United States - Rapid City

Today, my son tried to swat a fly with a hammer. Our apartment walls are now littered with dents and holes. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17

Your son is an idiot.

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nadnerbz 6

If he had actually managed to kill it I would be impressed. I can barely get those things with a fly swatter

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bettyc4 26

Swat him with a hammer and tell anyone who asks you thought he was a fly ;)

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bettyc4 26

If it teaches him a lesson why the hell not

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missyj0 12

Because hospital bills can be very expensive.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You must be joking. If not, let me tell you this: hitting people with HAMMERS is not a way to discipline your kid. That's assult, and can land your kid in a hospital or just kill him.

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llamafish 25

I myself find a bazooka to be the best choice for dealing with insects.

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Finnick_fml 12

You should be proud, OP :P! If a fly was buzzing around for hours and I couldn't get it, no matter how hard I tried, I'd probably turn to a hammer out of frustration, too x)

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Hamo 5

Where I live, some of the flies actually attack you.

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fabulosogurlee 7

Am I the only one who sees the potential of this future carpenter?

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mcintosh123 15

Or a homewrecker that's something anyone can be good at ;D

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fabulosogurlee 7

For him to be a home wrecker you have to find a married woman who would leave her husband for this genius... So I'm not sure if he is cut out to be one of those. That's okay though because not everyone can be great at two things

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tfb4u 8

Guess u should pay better attention to your son.

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rattusrattus 18

Necessity is the mother of invention. In this case, I suspect poor judgement was the father.

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BradTheBrony 19

Ha, good one.

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angelofsaturn 23

Is he old enough to help pay for damages?

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