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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 11:40

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 19:00

Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML

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Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By Bethany - 20/01/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

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By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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JHPugh 19

Thursday 22 October 2015 0:43

Yet her side is probably the one everyone will believe... Such a shame

Wizardo 33

Thursday 22 October 2015 0:44

Request a paternity test and oust her, heartless liars don't deserve any leeway.

Comments

XxDanno316xX 27

Thursday 22 October 2015 2:52

From my heart to yours OP, I'm truly sorry you have to deal with both situations. No one should feel what you must feel. FML Community give OP love!

angel79_fml 5

Thursday 22 October 2015 3:08

Or better yet tell everyone your not going to sink to her level and tell lies. Don't sign birth certificate until paternity test otherwise you'll be responsible for the child for 18 years. I hate skanks like her they give every other female a bad name.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 22 October 2015 3:13

Where are her scars to show for it? They don't exist...

tehdarkness 21

Thursday 22 October 2015 3:31

Did you fly off the handle upon hearing that news and do something that could be interpreted as physical abuse?

9Ja4cOb 14

Thursday 22 October 2015 3:34

I wish I could hit the "I agree your life sucks" button more

LastResort318 14

Thursday 22 October 2015 3:34

You are lucky if her male friends don't come and beat you up and her female don't destroy your name. The world we live in is quickly becoming guilty until proven innocent so you might want to be careful.

briangarnadi 19

Thursday 22 October 2015 3:48

You deserve it. In a good way :)

rgetting 24

Thursday 22 October 2015 4:07

My x was a marriage counselor and talked on a radio show. I listened one day after being told she was saying she had been in a physically abuse relationship. I confronted her on her lies and she said it gave her "street creds" and she had to tell people something about why she left me. I don't know why the truth that she was ******* a church deacon wouldn't have worked. I feel your pain. Life is not fair.

melanielovejeff 15

Thursday 22 October 2015 4:25

Both stories could be true considering people only say what makes them look good. I'm sorry that your marriage is ending in divorce despite who's right and who's wrong.