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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 11:40

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By both are dimwitted - 23/12/2014 18:32 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bremerton

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

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Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 19:00

Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML

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Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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By thissucks - 20/06/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

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By Bethany - 20/01/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

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By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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JHPugh 19

Thursday 22 October 2015 0:43

Yet her side is probably the one everyone will believe... Such a shame

Wizardo 33

Thursday 22 October 2015 0:44

Request a paternity test and oust her, heartless liars don't deserve any leeway.

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D4GA 0

Thursday 22 October 2015 22:05

I highly recommend you try to make up with her long enough to get her to admit she was lying about the abuse while being recorded. Even a false accusation can make it difficult to find employment, and if the child is yours, it could be used to prevent you from ever seeing the baby. Get evidence now

Fett143 3

Friday 23 October 2015 0:16

I feel for you my ex made the same accusations during our divorce.She decided she liked playing for the other team and wasn't ready to come out. I wish people wouldn't do this because it is not good for the men and women who experience real abuse.

BeenIt 5

Friday 23 October 2015 0:27

Dayuuuuum! Why did you marry that broad in the first place? She seems like such a bitch SMH.

Morning_fml 22

Friday 23 October 2015 0:53

They say women are more victimized, but they're probably going to believe her full-blown bullshit story and refuse to even listen to you. Feel sorry for you, man, and at this point I think a divorce would be best. Lying only leads to inevitable destruction.

sydney141 8

Saturday 24 October 2015 0:53

that's just ****** up

bs0092 12

Saturday 24 October 2015 1:31

Put it on Facebook and ask for the paternity test.. Everyone will be dying to know who is the lier like a reality TV show.. Plus leave her anyway.. She admitted to cheated and tried to discredit you.. She dosen't sound like she really cares for you in the first place..

ammacias13 9

Saturday 24 October 2015 4:57

maybe she wanted the child ask to herself without you having any rights. I tried to tell my husband that, but I can't lie soooooooo...

Dominus101 20

Saturday 24 October 2015 7:18

You dodged a bullet, Remember when Kanye said & on his 18th Birthday he found out it wasn't his, well that Definitely will NOT be you OP

General_Cool 24

Saturday 24 October 2015 20:48

Sue for slander. She has no physical marks of abuse so you will win

Ihate_myself 2

Tuesday 27 October 2015 5:11

That victim sh@t women pimp all the time. Good luck with your divorce. I accepted my ex wife back and this dirty ***** had 2 children wit this son of a b@tch!