By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML
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brinaaa_fml 4

Maybe you should make sure not to let him into your room ever again :)

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sirpantselot 22

Also, asking not to get thumbed down is a) a guarantee you will get thumbed down, and b) pretty much an admission that it's deserved

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PhishloverA 14

Ew your f***ing step-brother?! I have sympathy for you being related to some sick twisted disgusting perv who is trying to commit incest. I'm not saying you're ugly I'm just saying that he's f***ed up in so many ways

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stoptrying 9

They're not actual siblings you dense ****. It's hardly real incest.

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kitten1323 19

You do realize that a step brother isn't "related" to you, right? They're your brother by marriage...

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OhLohd111 11

At what point were you ever saying the OP was ugly?

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Well... technically you guys aren't related by blood. I wouldn't have a problem, but FYL. That's rather awkward...

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pabst4america 1

TAKE A SHIT SHIT ON HIS FACE

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joanngal 4

I say you should do it OP ;) Have a little fun while he's there Call me to tell me all the dirty little secrets 9729004228

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gardenwhipped3 14

I recommend a "friends talk" and you should possibly throw in a "that's just creepy" for good measure. You can always tell him that you never considered him as anything more than a friend, especially since he is practically your brother. That should pretty much permanently derail it.

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oliviaamber18 3

I would try to stay as far away from him as possible. Avoidance is key!

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aruges93 12

I have a cousin or he used to be my cousin but then my mom divorced his cousin and he used to like me when we were little but were not related anymore

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Mandeeplease 6

And you didn't immediately freak out and tell a parent? I would be thoroughly disgusted.

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