Miscellaneous: Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed...

By creepedasfuck - 23/09/2012 16:50 - United States - Limington

Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 05:57 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymouse - 02/07/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:33 - United States - North Little Rock

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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WTF dude?

By meowtickmeow - 12/03/2010 01:18 - United States

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 19:59 - Korea Republic of

Today, I found out that both my boyfriend and his brother feel completely comfortable going into the bathroom and talking to their mother while she is on the toilet. FML

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By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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Monday 24 September 2012 2:30

Maybe you should make sure not to let him into your room ever again :)

sirpantselot 22

Monday 24 September 2012 2:34

Also, asking not to get thumbed down is a) a guarantee you will get thumbed down, and b) pretty much an admission that it's deserved

Comments

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Monday 24 September 2012 19:58

Sounds like you need to have a talk--and arrange it so your own birth-parent hears you. Hope it's your Dad.

pop7467 7

Tuesday 25 September 2012 0:09

That's gross, I understand if he had a little silly crush, but that's sick to want to "get in her pants"

cchao 2

Tuesday 25 September 2012 1:55

What's the age diff. between u two? cuz if he's like10 and your 17 than it's kinda cute that he has a crush.

kmt12890 5

Tuesday 25 September 2012 2:19

Brady bunch

2436 4

Tuesday 25 September 2012 3:50

haha it's like pretty little liars with jenna and Toby !

skyfire21 3

Tuesday 25 September 2012 4:19

He's not in the wrong, he might have known her before there parents even started dating. There not related by blood if they where they would be half-siblings not step-siblings. OP if ya talk to him, hell probably stop.

brooks10101 1

Tuesday 25 September 2012 6:33

**** him already

spottyblanket 8

Tuesday 25 September 2012 9:56

Was he talking about you crudely? Next time he doesn't let you talk to another guy, call him out on it and tell him you make the decsions in your life, not him.

shawnagreenbean1 9

Tuesday 25 September 2012 15:00

Yeah, first of all try to screen shot it for proof, and then tell one of your parents. You may not be related by blood, but that's still completely wrong. Especially if he's over protective and doesn't want you talking to other guys because he wants to **** you.