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spoken like a true redneck
I get the impression your mom's the one that wanted kids in your family. I'd say write Dad off. You probably won't hear from him again unless he need to borrow money.
Brutal! I'm so sorry! As for step mom, if she's the wicked kind, I'm sure it was her idea to go see NASCAR instead of seeing you get married. And what kind of a father misses his own daughter's wedding? He needs to man up and walk his baby girl down the isle!
I agree with #36...that's a very, very asinine move for your father and stepmother to choose a stupid race over their own daughter's milestone to love and commitment. They should be ashamed of themselves for intentionally skipping the most golden moment of your life and ruining the wedding by not attending. That's like choosing World of Warcraft over a hot girlfriend. You have very asinine parents. It's so sad. ((^))
YDI because your family has a virus. Being a redneck is a horrible disease and y'all best be gettin' outta herr er else you might cetch it... OH SHIT!!!!!! IT'S SPREADIN'!!!! RUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!
how bout dem rednecks! git er done!
I call bullshit
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NASCAR= Non Athletic Sport Consisting of Assholes and Rednecks.
Now you can have a red neck-free wedding.