By CapnCrunchKat - 09/05/2014 06:06 - United States - Dover

Today, my store manager told me I was fired. I'm not sure what's more insulting - that he'd fire me, or that he forgot I haven't worked there in four months. FML
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CapnCrunchKat tells us more.

CapnCrunchKat 0

OP here. I don't have time to reply to every single comment, so here's the answers to all of your questions: 1. I was there because I was shopping. I work retail. Duh. "Store manager". 2. I resigned four months ago, with this manager witnessing. Also, I'm not a "he". Lol.

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Top comments

PossiblyInDanger 24

You could've missed work for four months and still had a job.

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Lomus 24

We are you fired up? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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Comments

breakinlegs 19

So why were you at your old place of employment?

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Sassie8810 9

Considering it was a store, I'm going to guess... shopping?

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worldclassrager 39

Well if this happens more often you can have a bit if fun with it

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

You should see if you can get a compensation package for being fired, OP!

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pooldude 24

then what were you doing there and more importantly places of work usually t have a uniform. soooo?

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graceinsheepwear 33

There are many workplaces that don't have a uniform.

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Britt125 16

They were probably shopping there... Also not everywhere has a uniform. Most large businesses do but a lot of smaller ones don't, and the manager could also have just thought that OP didn't want to wear their uniform or left it at home or something.

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cryssycakesx3 22

is this a real question? it's not like OP worked at some nuclear facility or office on wall street and he was dropping by for a visit. it was clearly a store of sorts that, you know, people (even ones that used to work there) shop at. additionally, I would like to punch folks in the throat when they end a question with "soooo," when a question mark would suffice.

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PainOfDemise 11

No wonder he fired you! You haven't been showing up for the past four months.

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Jinxsie 27

She obviously quit that job four moths prior. Just the store manager forgot I guess.

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FMLL2016 16

Good u can get a paycheck for those 4 months!!

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cherries62212 16

He was making sure you remembered! ya know.. Some people totally forget they don't work for that company. right? *rolls eyes*

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False_Stupidity 41

I wonder, did he fire you for not showing up at work? If so, why did it take him 4 months to figure out you weren't there. And for those wondering why the OP was still there, maybe he/she wasn't and his senile manager fired him/her over the phone.

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Rocking2Survive 1

Or maybe you got fired for never showing up

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