Geek: Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called...

By TurtleTeacher - 14/10/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

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By Kyle - 10/05/2011 10:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

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Doofus

By wobbles - 04/12/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

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By Red-cheeked - 18/05/2011 13:08

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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By smartass - 30/05/2015 02:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

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Like a bat

By Blind - 15/01/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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Played a blinder

By hereforfmls - 26/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Jasper

Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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Not my sunnies!

By ladyofzanarkand - 20/05/2020 20:00

Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Friday 14 October 2011 11:56

Something's not right when even the teachers are becoming the victims of bullying...

saIty 17

Friday 14 October 2011 11:53

You should have then ripped of your shirt and tried to act like a green angry ripped monster. That would scare the poop out of your students.

Comments

kaitrae 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 4:32

If you don't put them in detention, your a ******* retard of a teacher.

mandibreann1212 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 9:21

unnecessary.

123ilovejustinb 12

Saturday 15 October 2011 6:51

Turtles are the best animals. You must work in a public school, huh.

fanaticdragon 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:56

My glasses! My glasses! I can't see a thing without my glasses!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 October 2011 20:58

Sounds like those kids aren't getting an appropriate amount of discipline. What grade do you teach?

JiggyBoo123 11

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:15

I told my new math teacher that his dark green shirt reminded me of turtles, and he looked at me and said "I'm never wearing this shirt again." and laughed. XD I love teachers who have a sense of humor.