Love: Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted...

By hatboxghost - 09/07/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2009 15:18 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I could never marry him because he's a Yankees fan. He told me he could never marry me because he couldn't see himself having a terrible love life for the rest of his life. He was serious. FML

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By TaffyMichele - 13/09/2012 23:38 - United States - La Verne

Today, my boyfriend told me to text him when I got home to let him know I'd made it home safe. He said if I didn't, he'd assume that aliens had abducted me and that he'd get a new girlfriend. He was completely serious. FML

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By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

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By Trainwreck - 13/12/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML

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By FUCK, NO. - 26/05/2019 06:11

Today, my pasty white boyfriend told me he intended to try and grow dreadlocks. FML

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Sussy baka

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 20:00

Today, when my boyfriend got home, I told him about how I’d had the worst day with our baby. Without blinking, he told me to say the word and he’d drive to a different city and anonymously surrender our son to a fire station and all our suffering would be over. He was completely serious. FML

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SimpleSimon 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:53

"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"

infinityrhyme 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 12:42

Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.

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Gilligans_fml 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 22:59

a gay white gangster? haha

theblondefriend 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:01

dump his ass and find a real man.

razzumfrazzum 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:25

The notion of "real" man is somewhat questionable considering he's gay. Whilst I would not deny man status to a gay guy, I also wouldn't go as far as declaring him a "real" man either. Now a man's man......thats a different story lol

technobutterfly 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:02

Not encouraging anything "ganster" here but, everyone saying he'd be a "wangster" is an idiot. The most dangerous gang in America is all white.

Draq 1

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:27

Actually there are several minorities in Congress these days.

regalarius 0

Friday 10 July 2009 18:28

#166 - Well spoken!

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:30

Why is it a tiny minority of the commenters that even considered the guy to be referring to a Vito-Corleone-style gangster ? I didn't even think of like, rappers until I read the comments.

icertainlysuck 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:34

a gay, white, suburban gangster!?!?!?! LMFAO

itsgen 16

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:37

hahaha XD omg this made me laugh wow white ppl these days are tooo funny

janaaa 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:52

haha. that's too funny. & it reminds me of malibu's most wanted.

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 23:59

LMAO, I'm from new hampshire and there are tons of white guys like that, but instead of being suburban pampered white boys, they are rural white trash white boys who live in trailers and work at Burger King, knock up their girlfriends at 16 and worship tupac. Its sad.