By hatboxghost - 09/07/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML
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SimpleSimon 0

"I wanna roll with, The gangstas, But oh, no, they all think I'm too white and nerdy"

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infinityrhyme 0

Maybe he's thinking you'll support him and buy some bling too.

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greenltrn2003 0

oh yeah I agree...If I cant laugh at your life, you dont deserve to complain about it

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uhmmm 0

so what, maybe he listens to 2pac or some other rapper and thinks he's cool, they all glorify the gangster lifestyle. lots of people go through that phase, not just white suburban males. p.s. to k416 2pac was that smart, if he was smart then why the hell was he shot so many time? just because he could throw a few words together that rhymed doesn't make him any better of a person.

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xNephilim 18

Probably because no matter how intelligent you are, you'll never be intelligent enough to avoid gunshots when they're directed at you.

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wowfmlife 0

YDI for being gay

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thebestapple 0

And you should go **** yourself for being a homophobic bitch. Ugh, is anyone else sick of these ignorant assholes, who think anyone who isn't straight like them is a bad person? I am. And I'm not even homosexual. They all need to get lives.

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BreezyPear 0

And the he shouts, " I wanna be Made!"

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lor4eto 0

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA :D

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vertigosrs 0

Tupac was killed for a reason. That's what happens when you want to be a thug.

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vertigosrs 0

And just because a guy lives in LA doesn't mean he knows anything more about being in a gang than what he sees on MTV. He's probably just another rich white kid with nothing better to do than piss off mom and dad by being whatever the latest fad is on BET. I think if a gay guy wants to be a thug then by all means let him try, real thugs get picked up by the police so I guess a gay gangster will be picked up by the fashion police.

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sondramcfail 0

A gay gangster? I think that might be a first. :P

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inkedshadow 0

to b honest and trying not to be mean but...why do white people now just want to be gangster now?! i'm white and i think that is just idiotic.

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xxXChiiXxx 2

Ugh...just what we need. Another wannabe "gangsta" who thinks it's cool to live in the ghetto when he has no idea how much of a hell living in one is. :p

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