Work: Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard...

By bookworm - 19/11/2014 20:56 - United States - Victoria

Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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By Raiders4ever - 21/10/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

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Oh nooooo

By Fucked. - 26/04/2021 07:59

Today, my supervisor at work is now my father-in-law. My girlfriend told me that. FML

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It's sus to us

By Nicky - 04/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my husband got on a business call, but he was not using his usual booming, baritone voice. Instead, he was soft and sweet and began with, "Hey, how have you been?" and quickly went into his office. Curious, I listened outside his door. It was a female co-worker. The work talk was waaaay too fun and familiar. FML

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It wasn't me

By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By Uproar - 17/10/2012 23:00 - Iceland

Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML

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emile_heskey 11

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:49

Brought to you by the letters F, M, and L

Helpfulman 17

Thursday 20 November 2014 0:50

Plot twist: his wife is Elmo.

Comments

LiveLifeAllDay 11

Thursday 20 November 2014 6:05

It would of been super funny if he would have agreed and you would of shared a laugh then became best friends

patrickeli 15

Thursday 20 November 2014 7:49

Haha. Think next time.

Senorangelo 10

Thursday 20 November 2014 8:43

Who is Elmo? I can't stop not laughing in loud silence :(

PresidentNorth 16

Thursday 20 November 2014 17:04

Makes absolutely no sense.

Senorangelo 10

Thursday 20 November 2014 20:48

Indeed, it doesn't not make a lot of any little sense at all. That wasn't not the point. Coma.

tony1891 22

Thursday 20 November 2014 10:05

guess you won't be getting that promotion you been waiting for now.

SuckyFMLs 18

Thursday 20 November 2014 13:13

just point to something in the background and ask again

yumyumpower 16

Friday 21 November 2014 5:26

I don't get it

JoshMohawk 11

Friday 21 November 2014 6:32

You live in Massachusetts. Crack a window open and make em hibernate.

MissKatMarie 4

Monday 24 November 2014 0:10

Ahahahaha ? That is too funny..

Mattthechamp 11

Monday 24 November 2014 1:41

You should of asked "who is that speaking in the background" before you assume that it is Elmo

DannaDoll 1

Wednesday 3 December 2014 1:29

Oh this tickled me so! I'm laughing out loud!

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