Kids: Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming...

By Bewildered - 10/09/2009 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my teenage son called me at work and started screaming abuse at me. He told me how he never wants to see me again and hopes I die a gruesome death. Why does he feel this way? I beat his high score on Bejewelled 2. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 638

You deserved it 8 644

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 20:36 - Jordan - Amman

Today, my 12-year-old son played QWOP on my laptop. Half an hour later, he virtually destroyed it in a fit of rage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 231

You deserved it 5 395

By Anonymous - 23/09/2015 15:48 - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 420

You deserved it 4 331

Cocobananas

By Phil - 14/04/2022 10:00

Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML

I agree, your life sucks 827

You deserved it 118

I'm a rebel, mom!

By SheenaL - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 193

You deserved it 13 905

By failureparent - 21/03/2011 01:25 - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 842

You deserved it 54 611

Hangry

By Anonymous - 23/05/2021 06:01

Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 254

Micromanagement

By Anonymous - 14/06/2023 03:00

Today, my son screamed at me to fuck off. Apparently, because he only gets one day off a week, he’s sick of me saving up all my projects and forcing him to help me on that one day. He’s now barricaded himself in his room with a big DO IT YOURSELF on the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 166

You deserved it 2 652

By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 145

You deserved it 6 039

Chill out, dude

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 00:55 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my son displayed an interest in chess, and asked me to teach him to play. Five minutes in, I captured his queen. He screamed "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammed his fist down on his pieces, and started crying because of the pain. He's fourteen years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 052

You deserved it 4 673

This boy

By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 451

You deserved it 18 512

Ret_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 1:58

Your son needs a life. :| Seriously, he sounds like one of those kids who think that video games are equivalent to real life in importance.

ViCT0RiA_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:02

Wow, seriously #8? That's messed up. Why don't you tell your mother that.

Comments

Luckster 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:05

Someone needs to teach their kids that video games are not life. I learned that when I was only 4 years old and was able to be raised as a gamer without having violent tendencies.

RxStar_MenTality 3

Friday 11 September 2009 2:07

Dang. Thats Messed Up! Lol

sikanderimran 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:07

what's your score. I'm a high scorer myself. :D ***** you if it's more than mine.

kuno_thunder 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:07

You should do what Dave Chappelle did when he beat that kid in Street Hoops. In YO FACE, BILLY!! In YO FACE!! Hopefully he'll be a good sport when he sees that you're not. Reverse psychology

nemesis_divina 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:07

This is lame.

24788 6

Friday 11 September 2009 2:08

Haha, he probably has more time to play too.

igloogirl6 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:08

WOW!!! I'm thinking that your son has bigger issues than a stupid video game, that you beat his score was just the breaking point for other issues. When I kick my kids' butt on a game all they say to me is "You suck mom!!" then try to beat my score for the next hour or so.

Gavik 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:08

Kill me now to get it over with.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Friday 11 September 2009 5:22

Actually, **** you.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 11 September 2009 6:21

Agreed.

kezzstar 0

Friday 11 September 2009 7:13

Autism is better than being normal!!!!!!!!!!

Gavik 0

Friday 20 November 2009 20:11

Bastards edited my comment! **** you!

kike123 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:09

he says that stuff to people way too much. this isn't the first time that I've seen that comment on an FML involving sons and daughters...from that same guy.