Miscellaneous: Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a...

By ohdang - 01/03/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

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By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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By backtosquareone - 04/10/2009 09:42 - Canada

Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML

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Funny story

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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Next!

By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

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The winds of change

By Fuck me. - 20/08/2022 22:00

Today, my therapist farted three times during the same session. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 20:00

Today, my psychiatrist said, "Well, good luck." at the end of my appointment. FML

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By ryuken23 - 14/02/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML

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Bad start

By Nathan - 23/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML

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Therapy circle

By Not mentally well - 20/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has a therapist. That's cool. What's cooler is that she's a very nice lady, and even said to ME that I could talk too if I wanted to. Boy, do I want to. But if I did, then she would probably need a therapist herself, and the last thing my dad needs is his therapist needing a therapist. FML

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Emotional

By Anonymous - 18/07/2023 06:00

Today, I've been seeing a therapist after more than 20 years of struggles. I think I saw him cry during our sessions a few times. I guess that my inability to live my life at the fullest was hard earned. FML

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SuperNavi64 9

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:56

I'll be another friend!

Robro54 6

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:56

One is better than none! Good for you!

Comments

Mrbeaverduck 0

Friday 2 March 2012 4:39

lean on me.

taytaylal 11

Friday 2 March 2012 4:45

Well it's better than not having friends.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Friday 2 March 2012 5:05

You'd rather your therapist flip you off? I would enjoy the clap. ;)

linkinpark98 23

Friday 2 March 2012 5:07

I don't mind having another friend! ^_^

zebralover23 14

Friday 2 March 2012 5:21

CONGRATULATIONS!!

HendricksProdigy 0

Friday 2 March 2012 5:55

What is up with ur profile pic why the **** would you draw on your tounge?!?

wellthatsukx 0

Friday 2 March 2012 5:23

What's bad? You made a friend and have a supportive therapist.

HendricksProdigy 0

Friday 2 March 2012 5:52

He can't clap if you cooked his hands up and ate them! ( non intended llamas with hats reference)

hateevryone 14

Friday 2 March 2012 6:25

i can be another friend for you :)

bobla456 0

Friday 2 March 2012 7:08

Probably thought they were making u feel better when u actually probably want to pimp slap that ho!

Iceness 1

Friday 2 March 2012 7:29

Been there. FML2

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