Health: Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I...

By goincrazy - 16/07/2012 08:12 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML

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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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By monster1109 - 10/08/2015 15:51 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 10:46 - Sweden

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Dumbass - 19/11/2022 06:00

Today, I went to change my socks after I stepped in a puddle of water. As I walked out of my bedroom with a fresh pair of socks, I stepped in the puddle again. Three times. That's four pairs of socks ruined. God, I'm such a dumbass sometimes. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

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By Sh.H - 23/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

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By blabla - 28/10/2011 13:30 - Brazil

Today, I rushed home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee and took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finished, I stood up with used toilet paper in one hand and wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossed into the toilet. FML

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We've all done it

By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 04:00

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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Brain fart Andy over here

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 16:01 - Italy

Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML

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Monday 16 July 2012 18:12

You're not necessarily going crazy. You may just be a little bit absent-minded.

alwaysbored13 14

Monday 16 July 2012 18:16

You're not going crazy, it probably happened because you were tired.

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Hyde_is_Back 4

Monday 16 July 2012 21:08

Duly noted, sir.

kelsey_M_Jones 5

Monday 16 July 2012 21:15

I've done the same thing. With my bra!

Littlechicken_fml 0

Monday 16 July 2012 21:19

Your socks are now washed, why are you complaining then?

jmedalene 2

Monday 16 July 2012 21:43

That sounds like something I would do!! That's why I stick to flip flops!!

Leslier_fml 4

Monday 16 July 2012 22:18

You either must be really tired or have a lot of things on your mind, maybe even stressed out. But you are not crazy.

krewer21 1

Monday 16 July 2012 22:27

Ummm, serious? Shaking my head in shame!

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 16 July 2012 23:17

It happens. Sometime I find myself putting on my shoe before I put my leg in pants lol. Or I'd walk with my left slipper on my right foot.

hateevryone 14

Monday 16 July 2012 23:23

How can not notice that when you first get in the shower?

xxooxx210 3

Monday 16 July 2012 23:27

Haha I left me underwear on once :) we all do it

surrounded_fml 6

Monday 16 July 2012 23:33

Why is there no number one for this FML...?

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