Kids: Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah...

By Angie - 24/03/2011 19:07 - South Africa

Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML

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You deserved it 56 016

By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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You deserved it 7 434

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 21:44 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML

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You deserved it 9 312

By Anonymous - 15/10/2012 04:07 - United States - Aurora

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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You deserved it 10 173

Stop that now

By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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You deserved it 266

By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

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You deserved it 3 841

Waxing lyrical

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 04:00

Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML

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You deserved it 1 035

By JustShutUp - 27/07/2016 18:40

Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML

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You deserved it 941

By Ricky - 17/08/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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You deserved it 42 845

longhair221 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:34

go to the concert - show her how it's done !

sofiainthesun 5

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:36

It looks like you have the best of both worlds!

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ChantelRenaeee 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:22

I HATE HER!!!

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:38

Hater. You don't know to hate. Hate corrupts the world ,

aardvarkish 16

Friday 25 March 2011 2:18

The world loves corruption. Vicious cycle, yeah?

GetPuckedUp 3

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:24

hope you had earplugs!

xSnow 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:25

Ugh. I would've gotten out of the house OP. And went very, very far away. Can't stand her songs D: or her.

kennababy 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:33

12? I hates her when I was 9

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:36

And you didn't cry on the floor and have muscle spasms? You're my hero... :O

_MannyxAmbition 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:36

Your comment : I like the idea of filling up water bollon's filled with piss, & just throwing it @ her >:D!

BWill9014 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:37

She should of been singing Friday by rebecca black

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:08

lol Rebecca black was so terrible,

SirEBC 7

Friday 25 March 2011 1:03

Terribler. You don't know to terrible. Terror corrupts to the world. *Refer to 105*

chizzlehizzlesl 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:42

I think I would kill myself. I never thought anyone could sing worse than Rebecca crack head

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:39

That's cute, Miley Cyrus can be talented.

MissBunny25 0

Friday 25 March 2011 4:15

yeah and hobos covered in whale shit smell good.

ILoveEggnog 7

Friday 25 March 2011 8:37

Missbunny, your comments of late have made me smile in a non-creepy way.

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Friday 25 March 2011 15:34

165 it wasn't that funny? So gtfo

ILoveEggnog 7

Friday 25 March 2011 16:17

Ashley, I don't know think you've figured this out yet but everyone's sense of humor is different.

Hwikek 2

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:39

Whoa, did you tell Miley Cyrus to sue her back to the stone age??? Unless of course she got permission

FinnaHolla 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 23:41

I was about to say that's actually kind of cute but then I re-read the part that said she was 12.

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