By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML
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dmmd8686 0

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...anyone who says YDI is foolish

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BrutalDave 0

"...and then she promptly screamed in a post-pubescent hoarse male voice, 'EAT SHIT, BITCH.'"

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xox_what_now 0

I babysit kids and after they poop I have to wipe their bare asses

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alissa_roar 6

Uhm, get a different job. You obviously suck at it with that attitude.

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Googlemypants 0

damn that is nasty ! D: please.be.dirt.please.be.dirt.please.be.dirt DDX eww

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darkmis1 17

6 and 32 are asswipes! It's not like the OP asked for their kid to do that.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

That must have sucked. I'm sorry you had to literally eat shit. x.o

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Button_x 0

I hate kids. Seriously. They're dirty and do stuff like this. Pleh. FYL, that sucks soooo much.

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lorenzopcordova 0

Ewwwww. I liked the way you set it up, though!

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AdamGD 0

#6: wth is your problem? On every fml about kids you say they deserve it just for having kids. I think you have a phycological problem. Did you get beat up by a girl scout or something?? Stfu because kids are awesome even if they do this kind of stuff.

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