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By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

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By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By my bravado's gonna kill me one day - 10/08/2018 13:00

Today, as a big fan of spicy food and a huge challenge seeker, I decided to try the hottest burger I could order. Despite being warned by a waitress, I went for it. After eating a third, I had trouble breathing from the spiciness. The waitress was smirking. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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Disloyal!

By saywhat - 26/11/2010 03:28 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML

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Proselytizing

By Jax - 17/11/2022 18:00

Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML

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Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 14:00

Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML

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wysteria14 17

Monday 5 January 2015 0:10

I'm vegan, and I can say that she's gone way too far. If she can't deal with her partner eating meat, she needs to find someone else.

iceking53 8

Monday 5 January 2015 0:13

that's adding spice to the relationship

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JudgeComrade 17

Monday 5 January 2015 3:11

Put bacon grease in everything she eats.

Parvati48 15

Monday 5 January 2015 3:20

Put it on her salad next time to teach her a lesson! I'm sorry that happened to you OP, she knew you ate meat when you started dating she should not be doing that!

NicH1799 20

Monday 5 January 2015 3:22

Dump her, that shit's dangerous.

soulreaper12296 28

Monday 5 January 2015 3:35

Sneak some steak into her salad.

syed121417 22

Monday 5 January 2015 3:36

Honestly, I really hate the whole vegetarian vs. Meat eater thing. It's so stupid. It's like religion: conceptually it's great and you can follow what you want but it starts to be annoying once people can't accept that everyone thinks differently on the topic and starts shoving beliefs down throats. If she can't even accept that her boyfriend eats meat, then she has som growing up to do. Sorry, OP. If you wanna eat meat or you don't want you I eat meat, whatever. Just eat your own damn food.

burristhethird 16

Monday 5 January 2015 3:41

Put that same stuff in whatever she eats. Everyday. Or tell her after she eats something that there was meat in it. Make her eat meat. She will die due to the lack of fats and meat.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Monday 5 January 2015 4:33

She's not going to die you moron. There are plenty of things you can eat besides meat.

Violord 13

Monday 5 January 2015 3:51

Ditch her. If she can't handle you eating meat, she needs to go date another vegetarian.

evolute72113 9

Monday 5 January 2015 4:02

I hope you meant vegetarian ex-girlfriend

RocketmanWelbz 17

Monday 5 January 2015 4:28

That bitch is cray cray

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Monday 5 January 2015 4:32

Vegetarians who force that on you are bullshit. Just because she is vegetarian, doesn't mean you have to be. I hope you know that OP.

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Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML

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