By Anonymous - 04/01/2015 10:27 - Australia - Doncaster

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML
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wysteria14 17

I'm vegan, and I can say that she's gone way too far. If she can't deal with her partner eating meat, she needs to find someone else.

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iceking53 8

that's adding spice to the relationship

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dragonrider1959 18

One does not have the right to force their life choices on another

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Ahaddad123 27

Dump her she obviously has some issues if she can't deal with you eating meat.

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karwank 13

Isn't that more teaching you a lesson for eating peppers I mean the meat didn't do you any harm. The vegetables were the problem there.

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mzcupcakez 20

I just showed my hardcore vegetarian dad this and he just went like "hmmm". Upcoming FML post, maybe? I'm scared.

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DarkCaesar 17

Teach her a "lesson" and finger her after eating something salty

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thatguythat 9

The sad thing is that both vegan-ism and vegetarianism aren't scientifically viable from a health standpoint.

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Ichiya 29

Most vegans need a carefully controlled diet to stay healthy.

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orangeink25 3

stupid vegans, dump her like that big beautiful steak you had. get a real woman, or man... whatever, as long as he/she isnt a wild life obsessed vegan.

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robertpayne2 5

Introduce her to my friend the Carolina Reaper.

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tonyfan00 38

"friend"... time to break up with her!

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innaCNS 5

You just gave me a great idea, i'll do the same :D

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Ichiya 29

I hope who ever you do that too slaps you so hard your great grandfather rolls over in his grave.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

I 2nd that. Despite also being a vegetarian. Life choices: key word being choice -_-

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