By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, my very good friend ratted me out to my boss because I used the photocopier for personal use. He said he will always be my friend, but "rules are rules." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 269
You deserved it 9 154

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I say key his car and shove a potato in his exhaust pipe. Thatll fix him up extra good.

caligal14 0

I think it depends on what kind of 'personal use' is meant here. I mean, if it was one paper or whatever, yeah that sucks. If it was like a novel, and someone else got yelled at for wasting the papers then I don't think you really have a right to complain here...

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perdix 29

They just HAD to find out who left the skid marks on the glass!

Still not a reason to rat out your colleague and use the “rules are rules” quote, which I’m sure, can easily be used against him in the near future.

Just wondering...what was this "personal" use of the photocopier. Wink, wink ;)

**** that, a friend who rats you out isn't a friend. Try ratting him out the next time he breaks a minor rule and see how he feels.

youratittybaby 0

No butt cheeks on the copier is not just a minor rule, its requirement to prevent the spread of disease and because it's just plain nasty. I'd rat on him too if I had to share that copier.

If you photocopyed documents, FYL. If you photocopyed your ass, YDI.

Since he ratted you out for something stupid like this, fyl op... It would be different if he ratted you out for stealing money...

youratittybaby 0

you're studpid. and everyone that is taking up for you. he told on you...so what? nobody really cares its life get over it. and for everyone that has "good" ideas of getting him back, how old are you? plus none of those are even good. do ya'll think before you comment or are ya'll just that stupid?

''you're stupdid'' ...... irony....sarcasm....stupidity.....who knows. Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of carpetburn

Yeah you bunch of studpid *******! Listen to the smart one!

youratittybaby 0

we got a comedian? man i wish i could be like you. i bet you've been waiting to use that joke for a while and now you found the perfect time ay? if you want to get into grammar corrections then you didn't put a period at the end of your sentence now did you? and who says momma? are you two years old? want a titty to suck on you little baby? ay? huh tittybaby? but yeah good joke, great stuff, funny, funny.

youratittybaby 0

ohhhh here we go. someone who is looking to start stuff up? you got anything else to say big guy? your first comment hurt my feelings...

youratittybaby 0

you're from the United Kingdom??? haha well then i think i will end this whole thing right here. you are definitely not worth it.

Ooo this seems exciting, I have my money on Kay winning...

crzyry 6

My money is on Kay to win too. Lame comeback on that last one Tittybaby.

I agree, there was no fight left in you ? Ooo your from the UK, I'm not gonna even try? Damn I must be sadistic I wanted to see Kay take you down...*sigh* maybe it's cause I'm American that this interests me...

"I iz fighting British persun? BAWWWWW I go 'way nao. But I wins, ya?" Kay, you get 15 Internets just for putting up with that twit.

It's "studpidity not stupidity" now, apparently, 31. And Wow, OP. This would almost be ok if your friend was like, I don't know, 6, but ratting on someone over a rule which is in place for what sounds like reasons other than what your were using it for and then not gaining anything out of it doesn't make any sense to me. Heck, I wouldn't rat out my friends for something so trivial even if I DID get something out of it. Your friend is a doushe.

youratittybaby 0

im back bitches! since you guys are raggin on me i guess i have to continue. sorry i had to leave my computer for a while, i can't sit at my computer all day and stare at the computer like you fucktards. i have a life. but ya know you gotta do what ya gotta do. im a little disappointed i do not have any people betting on me to win...but what do yall know? you have no life, or common sense. so BRING IT. this whole thing is kinda fun, being a loser has more benefits than i thought. i like to read about other people's misfortunes to make myself feel better too!

If it makes you feel better I'll bet ten cents on ur side... It's called "fucktard" an iPhone and a awsome receptionist job at a hospital where I work nights and it's extremly slow so I need something to entertain me... Yea I'm working a double shift today so I'm gonna enjoy this... Ten bucks on Kay ;)

youratittybaby 0

well ill take you all on. oh and how cool you landed an awesome receptionist job? really? did you have to complete a coloring book to get that job or what? and who are you betting with, are ya'll gonna meet up and they're gonna give you a ten dollar bill or what i dont know how the betting on this thing works?

*sigh* no I'm going back to school for my masters degree in the fall and the reason why my job is awsome is because I get paid hourly $15/hr (typically work a 32-40 hour week) play my ds lite, play on my iPhone and argue with people like you online... Shesh how old are you anyways?

youratittybaby 0

ha i'm sorry you seem like an alright person i'll lay off of you, i'm 21

Yea admit it my jobs awsome ;) lol oh well now I get to go home and sleep...

Never cared much for your comments KaySL. Just not really much a fan of big humor. However, with comment #61 I now understand why everyone in this thread likes you. You have wooed me beyond repair. Not that it matters, just saying!

youratittybaby 0

alright bitch. 21 isn't a teenager. your metaphors aren't funny or witty. and nice diction, you got a thesaurus next to you looking up words that look intelligent? get a life man. you're pretty pathetic and worthless. i'm glad people on this thing side with you cuz i know you have no real friends. step away from your computer, go outside, feel the sun for once, try to interact with real people (not your internet "**** buddies" or fantasy land, they prob wont like you-but try, get a real education and job, workout, date people, have fun. you dig? nahhhh you don't get it. alright you just continue being a loser.

youratittybaby 0

alright im gonna just let you have most of that cuz i could care less. however, i do not believe you have many friends. from what i've heard from you and collected i could see you (and yes i'm guessing since anyone can say theyre something they are not on the internet) as a larger lady, likes to read and stuff, anti-social, would rather be on the computer, pretty intelligent yet does nothing worthwhile or important with it, into mystical things or maybe world of warcraft something like that (especially looking at your picture?), if not that kind of weird then gothic weird, you get what im saying. so yes i would define you as a loser, most would. maybe not in your blog world or your "friends" on the computer that you dont know. first think you should do; realize your pathetic. thanks lil brit

Actually Kay hasn't lied, I can attest.. Hell if I was into girls i'ld do her;)

youratittybaby 0

starfire, do you reallllllllllly want me to get started back on you?

Listen titty, I just call em like I see em.

youratittybaby 0

get back to your double shiftin. maybe theyll promote you to making copies and shredding paper

Ha! That's where your wrong, I already shred paper! ;) it's lots of fun, kinda like popping those bubbles on the bubbly wrap... As for copying papers, I've got a volenteer who does that crap lmao!

do this. OR **** his mum in the kitchen where he is bound to stumble in