Miscellaneous: Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 11:45 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML

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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By family is bullshit - 06/06/2021 08:01

Today, I've been guilt tripped, ranted at, called names, ostracized and told what a horrible person I am for, "turning my back on family." My former brother is in jail for unspeakable crimes, yet somehow I’m the bad guy for not standing by and supporting him or offering to help pay for a lawyer. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Davison

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 19:00

Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 01:27 - United States - Orlando

Today, my brother was telling me about my "sweet" and "pure" ex-girlfriend. Three stab wounds have already proven otherwise. FML

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Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 02:16 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

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chrisbeaudoin 26

Monday 5 October 2015 0:03

I think your brother should maybe the one to see a psychologist

RebeccaRFT 18

Monday 5 October 2015 0:03

Your brother probably doesn't want to believe it even happened. It's easier to call someone a liar than to accept the painful truth.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 5 October 2015 3:54

Or maybe something people focused on traumatic experiences do. When is your brother going to study PTSD?

greeneyedx 23

Monday 5 October 2015 4:24

That actually tends to be true. But I'm sorry, OP.

Seabass_Chan 33

Monday 5 October 2015 5:25

Yes, only liars give details...and people in need of a listening ear. Go to a real psychologist, OP, one who's less of an insensitive douche.

gilligan_isle 6

Monday 5 October 2015 5:34

This is why people shouldn't make assumptions based off of a generality

KRYPYAT 14

Monday 5 October 2015 7:18

Brothers will be brothers

Glynnis62 13

Monday 5 October 2015 8:57

If that happened to me and my brother was that much of an a**, I would have given him an "example" of what the bastard did to me.

KrissiKat 8

Monday 5 October 2015 9:17

He needs to lay off of the Netflix detective shows and get a real job. Lmao

DolphinGirl369 11

Monday 5 October 2015 10:38

F*** your brother. Family isn't worth sh*t if they aren't supportive and loving. Also, CONGRATS ON GETTING OUT!!! It's not an easy feat. Know there are many people who are supportive and sending you well wishes.

o76923 8

Monday 5 October 2015 15:10

I guess that your brother watched too much law and order and not enough paying attention in psych class. While it is true that most people do not go into detail about their abuse, they refrain from doing so because thinking about it at that level is traumatizing. It certainly isn't true of all people.