Health: Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By please_no - 16/03/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 07:46 - Netherlands - Overveen

Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2019 20:00

Today, my husband put up one of those sticky fly trap strips behind our toilet. I was tired and didn't notice it in the dark bathroom. I leaned back and it stuck in my hair. I didn't notice the dead flies in my hair until I went to buy lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By xxmollyxx - 16/12/2010 11:54 - Sweden

Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:15

Now thats just gross.

carljames0603 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 14:20

OMG!! YOU KILLED MASTER SPLINTER!!

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begeru 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:40

I assume you didn't smell it because you always smell that bad before taking a shower?

happyhak 5

Thursday 19 November 2009 1:29

Urggghhhh! Talk about gross! How did it get in there???

happyhak 5

Thursday 19 November 2009 1:34

Btw guys, im quite new to FML so could anyone tell me what OP stands for?

flying_vegan 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 1:55

Old Pussy

SkyDance_fml 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:49

Original Poster

SkyDance_fml 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:51

Better than finding one dead in your water tank, though...

Db8b 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 8:05

yuck

supernova32 0

Friday 20 November 2009 17:41

eeeeeeek ! awh i would have screamed !

reapervampyr 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 11:20

Different drains people. And I have seen drains big enough to pull a rat out of. And maybe the metal stick or whatever was hooked or something so it could bring things out of holes like that.