By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 560
You deserved it 50

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I think you left out the part where some other family member announced that they were gay. Just another day in America. (facepalm)

Lol my family is ****** up too but luckily not like that, we are just really seperated and my dad absolutely ******* stinks, my mum does too, we live in a nice town but our house is a complete shithole because my dad bought it thinking "I'll do it up once we've settled in" but he never did it up, so we are living in a shitty house when he earns a white collar wage. There are people who are unemployed who have a nicer house than we do. It doesn't matter though because I'm going to move out of the shithole when I go to university

anonymous69_fml 0

that sounds awesome! how is this an FML?

Silverill 0

he forgot to poke at his sister

XxCoolPersonxX 0

hahahahahhahahahahha this made me laugh a whole lot lol poor mom lol

hey listen it doesnt matter wht happened or how ur parents r, every1 has his problems. jst dnt let it get to u, dnt let this ruin ur life. on the contrary let this drive u into becoming the best u can be, so tht u will find a way out from this mess. so u could bulid a better life in for ur future. hope u take my advice.gdluck.

Hey listen, it doesn't matter what happened or how your education is, everyone has their problems. Just don't let it get to you, don't let this ruin your life. On the contrary, let this drive you to becoming the best you can be, so that you will find a way out of this mess and spell better in the future. Hope you take my advice, good luck. OP, you win FML

#57 - you win smartass of the day award. thank you and have a nice day.