That sounds a little to effed up to be true...

wow, this sounds just like my family. except my older brother shoots up using my bike lock to tie off his arm, my mom thinks she's 16 when she's 43 and smokes weed with my two underage cousins who live with us and stole all my friends and turned them into stoners, my paranoid schizophrenic father who can barely walk and weighs 500 pounds and talks like a baby. it sucks. older brother beats everyone in the house, is 20, and gets all of my things. car, which he destroyed. bike, which he wrecked. ipod(s), which he sold. sucks buddy, but i relate lol.

Danggg. FYL to the mother. And to the OP, of course. Because apparently they don't like that lifestyle? Sounds pretty hilarious to me though, haha.

Thanks for posting this. It makes my life look like a fairytale in comparison. Thankfully, I live alone now, so don't have to worry about idiots ... unless I invite them over. ;)

your family ******* owns

This just may be the best FML I have yet to see. It just made my life. OP, this should be on MLIG. I would have died laughing.

your dads awesome. not an fml

awww this is the turest fml i've ever read you poor thing you

WHOS YOUR DADDY! ahaaha that made me laugh

So what were you doing?