By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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chosha_fml 26

And she's going to raise your child. I'd consider getting a nanny. A smart one.

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luckoirish14 6

for everyone that says "sound legit" that's not how twins work... if it hasn't happened already there is a good chance it WON'T happen

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a_nutritionist 10

this isnt like a "sorry ive got a headache" situation. shes simply increasing her risk of being cheated on for the entire 9 month duration. if he cheats on her, im gonna go with YDI when she posts on here. hey, its his body and his choice, remember?

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Poliahputz 0

wow...some people are simply unintelligent. your wife n hollywoodgirl

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BigRed764 2

You guys do realize it is possible to get pregnant twice. Some girls release two eggs at the same time and one could become fertilized and then if u have sex soon enough the other one could be fertilized also. it's not the most common thing but it can happen and ya that doesn't explain why she can't for the full 9 months

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njgohard 16

For your sake, I hope she's hot, because f**king her was dumber than that comment.

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juniperlove_11 0

ehh... hormones will get to her eventually. I'd be more concerned with the fact that she thinks she can still get pg...

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at1325 0

I really hate how this is worded. by saying she had the balls to tell you this, it sounds like she is demanding something very out of line. she's not. while her reasoning for it may be flawed ( once your pregnant you can't get pregnant again until after you give birth) it is her body and she has every right to determine when she is comfortable having sex. if she doesnt want to have sex while pregnant, you guys don't have sex while she's pregnant.

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a_nutritionist 10

she does if she told him BEFORE getting pregnant, or having a real reason to back up her desire. what it comes down to is she simply doesnt want to, and is unwilling to compromise to meet her partners needs. he has every right to be pissed, he just got ****** over pretty badly.

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djewel6 0

i dunno how others feel by at1325 is kinda cute. ;). I'll bet shed be hot when she's preggers.

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sneeze_watch 19

I REALLY hate how this is worded too. "She had the balls"? Are you ******* kidding? It's her body! Sure she may be a dumbass in thinking that's how you get twins, but if she doesn't want to have sex for ANY reason then it's her right to refuse. Grow the **** up.

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jmorin 0

sounds like you should move out for 9 months. if shes pregnant she won't develop twins just by having sex. obviously someone missed sex ed.

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rocketsciencebit 0

ur wife is a dumbass no offense but it's the cold hard truth

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