By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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SiriusOrionBlack 20

...you did tell her that its impossible for that to happen right?

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Kwejee 1

Actually, that's possible (not the twin part). I know someone who that's happened to. :p

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jokrofhearts 1

Actually, having sex while pregnant won't give you twins because if it were possible, the two "babies" would be at different stages, thus giving a longer pregnancy.

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freakguy455 0

Anal, But then again she's probly stupid enough to think she would have an ass hole baby

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VelvetRain 6

That would explain most of the kids nowadays.

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Bastet1981 3

I love the fact that most of you are saying this girl/woman is stupid and should learn about pregnancy. But it is very rare for a pregnant woman to concieve while she is already pregnant. Has the OP actually heard of condoms?

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skyeyez9 24

Well I can't imagine why she wouldn't want to have sex with you. OP sounds like quite the catch! ydi. I bet you are a jerk towards her from the way your rant was written. Newsflash: She is allowed to not have sex if she doesnt want to!

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Brookeismine 0

that could screw up the baby. if you can't wait 9 months to have sex with her.. you have problems.

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joa76 3

No, no it couldn't. It's perfectly fine to have sex during pregnancy.

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Dems20 0

probably just happy she has an excuse not to have sex with u

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