Intimacy: Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't...

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 06:00

Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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By loving wife - 21/04/2013 10:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML

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By bablessinbedsty - 05/05/2017 14:45

Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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Her body, her choice

By Anonymous - 08/01/2022 08:01

Today, my wife decided she wants to disregard our five-year plan to have kids, and is experimenting with the idea of having her tubes tied. FML

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Thabb 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:14

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

ADayToPierceTheV 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 5:11

sounds reasonable

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ospeltz 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:13

Fools. That wouldn't give her twins, or a second baby for that matter.

Daederoth 10

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:21

I don't think having or not having balls has anything to do with ignorance. And just so we're clear, having sex while pregnant is not where twins come from.

tucansam555 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:21

YDI for marrying a dumbass..

tucansam555 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:23

YDI for marrying a dumbass..

MyS3lf 24

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:28

You sound like a real asshole. She had the balls? Like WTF are you gonna do? Beat the crap out of her? Yeah, her reasoning is dumb, but then again maybe she thinks you're dumb enough to fall for it. Or maybe she was joking and you're such an asshole that all you caught was the 'can't have sex for nine months' bit and got pissy over nothing. F-you and your stupid ego.