By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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grapist 0

you guys judge way too harsh. come on men need pleasure! I bet most of you guys out there would feel the same way. yes it is good reasoning but stuff with good reasoning can still make you mad

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lulzmylife 4

"Men need pleasure"? Oh, give me a break. Hate to be the one to have to tell you this, but men are not entitled to stick their penises into women whenever they please. Believe it or not, sex is not a requirement for life like food, water, or oxygen. If the OP is so damn desperate to get off, I hear there's this new thing these days called masturbation.

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September_fox 2

ok...let me get this straight. . . OP is badmouthing his wife, expecting her to have sex with him when shes not comfortable with it (BTW, if he forces her and she doesn't want to, doesn't matter if they are married, its still rape) and rants about it on the internet and you're saying we're judging him too harsh? Can someone please give me a baseball bat or something so I can beat the stupid out of this guy?

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jingersnap721 0

it could happen. they wouldn't be twins and the chance is very small (like one in a million) but it could happen. I bet she read that news story about that couple who just had two babies that were not twins

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davek 36

YDI for marrying someone with such a lack of any ******* clue.

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theonlysweetpea 10

It's not the sudden arrival of "balls", dumbass but the severe lack of "brains". FYL for marrying Paris Hilton

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lulzmylife 4

I'm glad you clarified that her pregnancy is going to be nine months long.

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lovebug1627 0

she's not only stiff she's also crazy you can't pregnant once your pregnant

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birdie013 0

well doctors encourage sex during pregnancy, and that's not how twins work ;)

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gegelal 1

She is pregnant goddamit. Don't you know that it is not healthy to **** a pregnant woman. It doesn't matter if she's pregnant for 1 or 9 months, it is not advised to do it. You're a horrible creepy person that wants to **** a woman with an embryo inside her womb. Wow. Well, it is less creepy if you wanted anal. But still, you should remember that pregnant women tend to be more sensitive during pregnancy.

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joa76 3

Actually, it's perfectly fine to have sex during pregnancy. Look it up.

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Cynical_in_SK 6

Uhm...you're an idiot! Sex during pregnancy is not only perfectly safe it's normal. My wife and I had sex the whole time she was pregnant with all three of our kids right up till she gave birth. in fact for two of our kids it was having sex that brought on labour. if jot she would have had to be induced.

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