By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 801
You deserved it 12 450

Same thing different taste

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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

ADayToPierceTheV 0

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sunflower21 0
djewel6 0

depends on how far along she is if she just found out and isn't very far along there is the remote possibility of her ovulation a second time to end up with fraternal twins but in truth woman don't find out that early enough for it to be an issue but if she's barely late then yes she has a point but if she's 2 months along or more she just ill-informed stupid or secretly dumb enough to believe sex during pregnancy is dangerous. im a nurse so just adding some medical facts to the discussion

zavo4able 0

your wife is an complete and utter idiot

NightFoxx 6

you picked a winner alright, that idiot is the mother of your child..

If she had balls, you wouldn't be in this situation...

first of all that's not how it works.... secondly having sex during pregnancy makes it easier when the baby is born so fine if she wants to have more pain than necessary be my guest

Flutist 3

Maybe she feels like crap cause she is pregnant, feels unattractive, and doesn't feel like she needs to give you sex, Op. Depending on how long/far into the pregnancy she is she might just be tired and sex is what got her into the problem in the first place.

Woah was that necessary? I never understand why people thumb down comments more than ten. But please, thumbs down the shit out of this one too.

FYI, once you get pregnant the baby releases hormones that keep further eggs from being released, so there's no way she can get pregnant again, but hey you married the retard so you deserve it

rather illogical. marriage = being honorable to the other person, not him doing whoever coz it's his body. but her refraining from sex because of her own personal (if dumb) reasons IS her right, even in a marriage. vows don't say "I will have sex with you no matter what when or how much I dont want to."