is she prohaps idk..... clueless?

Balls do not equal stupidity

would work if she had 2 uteri.

Thats actrually possible. A pregnant lady came into a clinic and she was having twins but the babys had different fathers.

if your wife has balls I'm pretty sure it's impossible for her to have a baby...

anal sex?

I assume that no one on here gets that the wife is just saying that to avoid sex with the husband. Uhh Duh?

Sounds legit...everyone knows that a woman only gets pregnant with twins when she has sex during the nine months that she's pregnant in the upside down position against a wall on a full moon and only after both partners ingest tiger's blood.

...So, your wife has balls, does she now? Are you sure that a) you should be calling 'her' a 'she,' and b) if she has balls, how can she be pregnant? Unless she has both... Just talk to her about it, and unless she's an idiot/ignorant, she should understand. [Also, note the sarcasm in the first part of my post here - for all the internet-idiots out there who didn't catch it.]

a good question is is how much longer till the nine months are over.