By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 23:35 - Canada

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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Thabb 0

Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

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ADayToPierceTheV 0

sounds reasonable

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yellowjackets88 0

sounds like she's not a person I'd want to have kids with.

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bigbisawesome 0

someone obviously didnt pay attention in sex ed

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kyrintethron 0

Eww, wtf? There's a reason pregnancy **** is in the fetish/pervert section, you nasty bastard. If you wanted sex, you shouldn't have knocked her up.

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a_nutritionist 10

theres also a reason that disabled sex is in the fetish section too, but if youre still getting laid with that mental handicap of yours maybe we can let this guy off too, eh?

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SalsaShark 2

you married an idiot

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jennalikeshugs 0

I think the real FML here is that your wife has balls..

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ElSkaterGuy 2

It'd be two different babies, not twins

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blah1049 0

It's possible. You can actually have twins with 2 different fathers. Sometimes two eggs fall at once & could make it possible.

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TheSithAssassin 15

Right, but see that would already have happened. It can't happen now. It is as you said, at once meaning at the same time they need to attach to the uterine wall.

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Flutist 3

When you sleep you are supposed to remain paralyzed due to an agent in your body that makes you unable to move. I sleep walk. People sometimes, rarely, do get pregnant twice.

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jsleazy49 0

abort the child you already have on the way and if you can't then hope it doesn't turn out as stupid as your wife.

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badluckattack238 0

you would rather have him commit murder by killing his unborn child? it's people like you that make this world as sick as it is today. your ignorance sickens me as well as others.

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DrewsFML 8

What she meant by 'I don't want twins' is that she's already doing your twin brother for the next nine months. Simple misunderstanding, carry on.

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moogiex9 6

Well done #160. You were the first with that unique interpretation - and a clever one at that!

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americiato 2

i dont which is worse tgat your wife is that stupid or that she's that unreasonable xD

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