By fuq - 22/05/2012 18:42 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML
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xrainbowshadowx 17

Stick one of the toy lizards on the shower wall.

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SuperKnuckels 6

i thought most politicians are shape shifting lizards.

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BlackHarry 0

Oh I would have so much fun with that woman.....

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SILVERSTAR_6 17

The gov't is spying on u through smart meters, appliances , the kinect systems , other video game consoles, through cameras everywhere, the Internet, etc. they also talk about microchipping u at birth and are implementing it on a small scale...soon it'll be required to get a RFID chip. But I really don't believe in that shape shifting lizard stuff tho.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Wear a tinfoil hat and tell her the aliens are coming to get her.

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sceptic 1

**** you. For better or for worse, and if your wife's mom has psychiatric issues, deal with them with decency. You're a piss of shit for talking down about someone with such problems, and if it were my husband behaving this way, he would no longer be my husband. You ******* asshole

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greeneye_fml 12

Get over yourself, drama queen. If you were my wife I'd divorce your ass for your 'holier-than-thou' soapbox blabbering. Why don't you offer a plane ticket so psycho grammy can come live with you?

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godofwar8899 10

How about instead of you getting so defensive and hurtful you realize that maybe she has another problem where she could snap and hurt him or ect. Oh and let's not forget what he could be going through personally. And by the way you reacted just now neither me or any of my friends would ever want to be husbands to such a low blowing "woman". Maybe you should check your own personal life before you go judging others. Just saying.

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MsMeiriona 2

Someone doesn't know the meaning of the word wench.

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iHateHippiesToo 6

This could be a lot of fun. Play into her fantasies, you can use her paranoia to drive her out.

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Jaoriprilj 17

Uhh, I thought it was common knowledge that the PM IS a shape-shifting lizard who wants to put microchips in everyone? How does OP not know this? O_o :)

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