Love: Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The...

By failhusband - 10/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

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By Zoo - 07/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to therapy. Previously, I had been given the task to write a list of things I hate about myself so my doctor could see what we needed to work on. I gave her the list, and she simply said, "Wow, I've never had someone give me such a long list." I had 55 items on the list. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2022 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, after I'd offered to make suggestions to my partner after she finished writing an essay for her college class, and she'd read my suggestions, we argued about every single point I wrote down. Despite telling her she didn't have to take any suggestions we argued for 2 days about it. The professor had the same notes as mine. FML

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By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By atsukobo - 23/02/2012 07:59 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

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Salty

By heartsick - 04/04/2012 05:43 - United States - Davenport

Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML

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By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By UNmarried - 31/08/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML

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eduardo2k 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:53

i bet the wife was the one that came up with the idea of the book lolz

mechatron2300 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:54

Oh that was a setup... i feel bad for both of you :-

Comments

DarthVader77 9

Sunday 16 December 2012 17:18

Honesty is the key! Man, you are in deep doo-doo!

xxEternalRain 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 6:18

U selfish bastard

deltoramastr 12

Sunday 6 January 2013 6:46

"Today, my husband and I decided to try a relationship book. During the first activity I said I love everything about while he wrote this long list about how much he hates me, FML"

jjmoraes99 13

Sunday 6 January 2013 20:44

lol your wife is a childish bitch

helpfulperson 9

Tuesday 26 February 2013 11:15

FYL for being honest, and for your wife being not so honest

bellles 18

Monday 13 January 2014 19:55

Knowing myself I would totally take the list back while she was tearing up and add "too sensitive". But only if the other person understood my humor. Anyway sorry op, at least you're trying, by taking the time to write that out means you actually want to fix things, hopefully she understands.