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By failhusband - 10/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

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By Zoo - 07/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to therapy. Previously, I had been given the task to write a list of things I hate about myself so my doctor could see what we needed to work on. I gave her the list, and she simply said, "Wow, I've never had someone give me such a long list." I had 55 items on the list. FML

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You deserved it 280

By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 009

You deserved it 2 204

You never listen

By Anonymous - 12/02/2022 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, after I'd offered to make suggestions to my partner after she finished writing an essay for her college class, and she'd read my suggestions, we argued about every single point I wrote down. Despite telling her she didn't have to take any suggestions we argued for 2 days about it. The professor had the same notes as mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 109

You deserved it 148

By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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You deserved it 41 449

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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You deserved it 7 777

Good start

By atsukobo - 23/02/2012 07:59 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

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You deserved it 3 903

Salty

By heartsick - 04/04/2012 05:43 - United States - Davenport

Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 670

You deserved it 3 044

By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 284

You deserved it 37 906

By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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You deserved it 4 707

By UNmarried - 31/08/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML

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You deserved it 4 174

eduardo2k 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:53

i bet the wife was the one that came up with the idea of the book lolz

mechatron2300 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:54

Oh that was a setup... i feel bad for both of you :-

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fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 6 May 2015 4:53

How long was the list? I get you have annoyances, we all do with people we love but can't you overlook some?

kpetrovski 24

Thursday 21 May 2015 1:22

It's a trap!

ChakatBlackstar 29

Friday 3 July 2015 21:11

dude, you're a monster.

WarmBuns 11

Thursday 5 November 2015 6:36

Welp, good job son.

justsayingbeach 15

Wednesday 24 February 2016 18:33

To be fair she only got upset because she lied

OneOnJuanAction 22

Thursday 28 April 2016 3:01

Definitely TCHTM

WilliamAlfred 6

Tuesday 24 May 2016 7:41

haha

harpermurphy 5

Thursday 30 June 2016 4:34

You are an actual dick

Kamoii 8

Wednesday 3 August 2016 7:01

1st step of recovery starts with acceptance

sethr_di 15

Sunday 11 September 2016 23:26

y is this ydi he was being honest and that was the exercise. I get it was upsetting but again that was the exercise

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