By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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WCARlover 34

OP and wife fought OP went downstairs to couch OP's wife grabbed spoon Spoon can be used to hurt people OP afraid

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SilentTreatment 7

Well since OP isn't sleeping in the same bed with her, she probably wanted something to spoon with! :P

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melita777 1

What can she do with spoons??

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deadman93 7

lots of things melita! she can spoon with it, gouge out OPs eyes, jam it up places we dont wanna discuss, beat the shit out of him, erotically beat the shit out of him, or eat ice cream....but i personally think shes gonna eat a big ass bowl lucky charms!

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LezBiHonest 7

Ha she's gonna "spoon" em

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underguarded 20

Seriously ; It's a SPOON. if you are That scared of a Spoon. I can't imagine how afraid you are of a Fork.

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mattmadden 0

It's not just any spoon. It's a BIG SPOON.

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marisadc79 0

You're scared of a spoon and a woman, FYL indeed lol

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kaykay20 0

Whoa no matter how big of a fight you shouldn't bring blunt objects into it. Talk it out together in a calm manner and settle the issue. Should never go to bed angry.

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live2swim 5

Never go to bed early..... Stay awake and plot your revenge :P

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dartzli 3

Maybe it's for the ice cream... Maybe? Or not... Good luck. :]

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itsame0987 18

What did you do or say to her op?

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herpitydurteedur 0

I'll cut your heart out with a rusty spoon! But why not a knife? It's dull, you idiot, it'll hurt more!

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GypsyRover 0

Twit,not idiot. Never the less,it is a good flick. Take care. :-)

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