Today, the woman to whom I'm attached and the man she owns were invited over to another couple's house. The homeowners were standing together by the fridge while everyone conversed. My woman's husband and the hostess went into the next room as the host turned to put something in the fridge and my woman walked toward him. The host swiftly turned about and playfully groped me with his hands. My body's head screamed and it's hand slapped the host. FHL I don't know what the big deal was about - though his hands were a bit chilly from the fridge, they were sexy and felt nice. We'll definitely be visiting again soon if I have any say in the matter. Unfortunately, I don't - I'm a boob. FML

hahaha wow

Good luck explaining that to both women.

awh shiit. next time look and make sure its your wife. lol

YDI for not motor boating.

has anybody realised that the wife cheated on the husband so the only reason that he groped was because he thought that his wife might like a good time. his wife is the one who needs chastising

come on, scope before you grope.

Lmfao, that's sounds sooo funny, you couldn't make that shit up!!

Be more careful!

why didn't you check before you groped?!?!?