By GlennGuagmire - 23/10/2016 06:23 - Saudi Arabia - Ras Tanura

Today, my wife and I were born on the same day, married on our birthday date. Today is our birthday and anniversary, and today we are getting divorced. FML
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Welshite 39

With a bit of cyanide, you could get your deaths to coincide too! Whole circle of life and all that.

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Tripartita 44

Damn, if only today were a leap year, too! I mean, my condolences, OP. Relationships and time heals wounds or something.

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Junkiegamer 26

Does your name have any reason why your getting divorce?

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Salzxx 11

My parents have the same thing. At least, with the shared birthday

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Bearsmomma 30

I had the same bday as my daddy. My ex-fiancee was born on his mom's bday 3 weeks later. Our initials were transposed to each other's. Not really important/relevant but I wanted to share that. Anyway, congrats (?) on the divorce!

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jvanevery 19

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL sorry I couldn't help it

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GlennGuagmire 20

I never realized that this fml was posted. I never wanted to mention that our child shares the same birthday as well. I'm glad that thing didn't go well with the divorce and thing started to be better between me and my wife. It's just a matter of time and things will go back to normal

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