By Thomas - 11/11/2013 17:20 - United States - Portsmouth

Today, my wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly, I said, "Spoiler alert: he dies." She threw a book at me and won't talk to me. I think she's serious. FML
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DocBastard 38

Just keep watching with her. When the motorcade starts going down the street, just yell, "DUCK, JACK!" After he's shot, she'll be amazed that you accurately predicted the outcome. She'll think you're a genius. It couldn't possibly go wrong.

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DJisHere11 19

Hello my name is D.J. #64. Have you ever heard of an acronym? They're really fun to use. Lol.

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neeni88 23

62 - Uh, even if it was about assassination attempts, either way, he dies. The final outcome can't exactly be changed!

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RoboCunnilingus 23

#64 That was next level stupid. That was an attack that most Pokémon only learn in their final evolved form. Good job.

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girlbye23 15

I think the fact that they are American means that they should know about JFK. Its history

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MatRdms 3

As we can see, she is very well informed of history...

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Dranide 4

I think she's retarded

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evilscorpi 29

im sorry but did she think it was a lifetime movie?

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hashshim 23

Guys, I was joking... lol my school's named after president Kennedy, so I at least know that much.

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BannanaBeast69 8

"Oh Killing Kennedy? Never heard of it, but I bet Kennedy doesn't die." Dumbass!

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sanecatlady 13

I can't believe how dumb a lot of people are. But I guess there has to be dumb people or the smart people wouldn't have any fun.

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