By Thomas - 11/11/2013 17:20 - United States - Portsmouth

Today, my wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly, I said, "Spoiler alert: he dies." She threw a book at me and won't talk to me. I think she's serious. FML
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DocBastard 38

Just keep watching with her. When the motorcade starts going down the street, just yell, "DUCK, JACK!" After he's shot, she'll be amazed that you accurately predicted the outcome. She'll think you're a genius. It couldn't possibly go wrong.

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PieReaper 11

I was going to watch that movie thanks dude no one likes a spoiler

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poisongirl708 11

Yikes did you marry a blond you idiot?

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FrankHotpants 31

I said the same thing to someone reading the bible....I thought it was funny :/

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nmrg 10

Wow you picked a smart woman. No but really maybe she just didn't know the title or didn't really think about it.

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Curlytwirly22 17

Get her flowers (preferably roses) and chocolates and tell her I'm so sorry for ruining the movie for you dear will you please forgive me and either cook or take her out for a romantic dinner (it's better if you cook that way she'd see how much you love her and what you would do for her ) good luck OP :)

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dstrbd1971 3

time to upgrade to a smarter, newer wife!

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Coltrain1223 8

I think the title "Killing Kennedy" is a bit of a spoiler alert

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