Love: Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to...

By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML

I agree, your life sucks 503

You deserved it 42

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stubbsie 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:16

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

Lorysa 11

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:17

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

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KoRn_Freak 1

Thursday 3 June 2010 4:45

there has already been a similar FML... anyways, that's rather fcked up, FYL, op'

babyEgirl 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 4:47

Run like bloody hell OP.

smarties25 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 4:52

woah woah woah there…… here's 2 things you can do: -RAN MAN RUN! -and BOOK IT!!!

Blacksabbath211 9

Thursday 3 June 2010 4:57

go tlk to her, but bring a Louisville slugger just in case

corkyjazzy 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 4:58

I bet she was just playin around.

Jogan1234 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:01

run man runnnnnnnnn!!!lol jk just talk to het

MzDiVa84 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:10

damn wat u do to her lol

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:17

Run run as fast as you can. If I where u i would talk to your wife then the police. Good Luck OP

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:20

I men't were in my last comment. DON'T SHOT ME!!

love0128 5

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:19

This FML is HILARIOUS!!!

vampxbby 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:19

Wow, I'd be really scared too, haha. (:

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:21

Sorry men't shoot not shot.Ok so dnt be the grammer police. I KNOW!!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 3 June 2010 7:21

Men't? That's a new one :p You get a pass for originality. Everybody gets 1.

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