By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States
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I think this is pretty funny actually. Just ask her what you did to warrant a death threat!
i would definalty like that status
heres what you do, while she sleeps take a power drill, lift her right leg, place the drill bit behind her knee turn the drill on and push foward, she will have a real hard time assassinating you if shes a cripple
if she starts nagging you to take your meds. do not do it it's probaly cyanide. also make sure she dosnt have a copy of your life insurance.
Either she's just screwing with you...or you might wanna start sleepin with one eye open
So tell us, what happend?
and this is exactly why she changed it.she obviously need a man not another women
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quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up
She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD