By Anonymous - 02/06/2010 18:17 - United States

Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
I agree, your life sucks 503
You deserved it 42

Top comments

stubbsie 0

quick behind you! lol nah only messin but thats f***ed up

She must have a crazy sense of humor. xD

Comments

I think this is pretty funny actually. Just ask her what you did to warrant a death threat!

rockinguitar 4

yeah.. might wana look into that lol

i would definalty like that status

KrzYlndiaN95 0

heres what you do, while she sleeps take a power drill, lift her right leg, place the drill bit behind her knee turn the drill on and push foward, she will have a real hard time assassinating you if shes a cripple

nerdies0fresh 0

maybe shes tlkin about ur ol johnny wont rise anymore so ur dead n her book lol

if she starts nagging you to take your meds. do not do it it's probaly cyanide. also make sure she dosnt have a copy of your life insurance.

Either she's just screwing with you...or you might wanna start sleepin with one eye open

and this is exactly why she changed it.she obviously need a man not another women